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Hold on... A sock
for your MANhood?
You know how it goes.
It's literally all fun and games until, well... it's not.
Sexy time is over, it's time to tidy up and put the
old plonker away.
But you're smart, you know there's an encore.
You know there's more in the chamber and gravity has it's way of making your left-over man juice go somewhere you don't want it to.
Nowhere is safe.
The easy solution to a
problem that has plagued
mankind since the dawn of time.
Literally, there are cave paintings
about it... well maybe.
Look at that poor cave dude.
READ OUR conclusive CASE STUDies
Case Number 001
Cold Wet Spots
Drips Down Leg
NO Cold Wet Spots
NO Drips Anywhere
Can't even tell it's there
Case Number 002
See? Open and shut case.
HOW DOES IT WORK?
Won't tell you how to do the first part... but AFTER sex and your
Grab your RoosterSock and slip it over the tip to catch the drip.
Leave it on til the mess is gone.
Stays on whether you wear boxers, briefs, or roll commando.
The people have spoken
Can people see it through my pants when I have it on?
How does it stay on?
Is it machine washable?
What material is it made of?
How long do I wear it?
Does it prevent STDs?
I saw other designs on your Instagram. Are those available?
No. The material is thin enough to be discreet and thick enough to be absorbent.
Science. JK, It's been designed to fit a phallus, plus the material has some stretch... beeeeecause of science. Sooooo, science?
Yes it is.
80% Cotton, 8% Spandex, 10% Polyester, 2%Nylon
As long as you want.
No, sorry. All that happens before this product comes into the equation. It helps keep wet spots out of your undies and your fluids from dripping down your leg though.
We have a number of designs in queue and will be releasing them periodically in limited runs. The other designs on Instagram are earlier prototypes. The construction of the sock was changed, but the designs will carryover.
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